As dictated by Pickles. Typed by Natasha. Approved by dogs everywhere.
I’m Pickles — Chief Canine Officer of Crazy Dogs Club, and I’m here because somewhere along the way, humans forgot to see the world from our side of the lead.
You love us.
You care for us.
You’d do anything for us.
But it’s not always easy to understand us.
We pull when you’re in a hurry.
We bark when you’re embarrassed.
We chew the things you love most.
We get scared when you think we’re being “dramatic.”
We roll in fox poo for reasons you may never understand.
We’re not naughty.
We’re not stubborn.
We’re not broken.
We’re not robots here to perform obedience on command.
We’re dogs.
Trying our best.
In a world built for humans.
And that’s the heart of the problem:
Too many people try to fix dogs before they’ve ever tried to understand them.
Some trainers make it worse:
Quick fixes. Harsh tools. “Because dominance.”
Teaching silence, not trust.
Compliance, not connection.
Crazy Dogs Club exists to change that.
We’re here to give dogs a voice.
To soften hearts.
To shift perspective.
To show the world that behaviour is communication — not defiance.
Natasha brings the science, studying behaviour with COAPE and IMDT, so she can understand what we’re really saying.
I bring the honesty.
And the opinions.
So many opinions.
Together, we’re building a movement where:
- Dogs are treated as individuals, not problems.
- Training is based on kindness, trust, and positive reinforcement.
- Puppies are supported, not judged.
- Rescue dogs are celebrated, not pitied.
- Small rescues get a boost through the Crazy Dog Donation Pot.
- Humans learn to think like dogs — before assuming the worst.
Because when you finally see the world from our level?
Everything changes.
You stop blaming us, and start listening.
You stop correcting us, and start guiding.
You stop wishing for a perfect dog, and start loving the real one.
Crazy Dogs Club isn’t just a website.
It’s a perspective shift.
A learning space.
A celebration of every beautifully imperfect dog.
It’s the beginning of a waggy-tailed rebellion — a new way of living with dogs, where empathy leads and understanding follows.
If you’re here for that?
Welcome to the pack.
Pickles’ Final Word:
Treat us with empathy, and we’ll give you our whole hearts.
And maybe… maybe… your shoe back.
The Misson
Crazy Dogs exists to shift dog parenting from control to understanding from ‘how to stop’ to ‘here’s
why’ so humans finally see the world through their dog’s eyes. We help humans understand
behaviour as communication, using science, empathy, and Pickles’ honest dog POV. Welcome to the
waggy-tailed rebellion, where understanding always comes before obedience.
The Dogs exists to shift dog parenting from control to understanding from ‘how to stop’ to ‘here’s