The Dog Toy Rotator & Tracker

The Secret to a Calm, Enriched, Far-Less-Bitey Puppy

Free Download

Is your living room starting to look like a dog toy crime scene?
Soggy plushies. Rope tug remnants. A squeaky duck with one eye.
And yet… your dog is still bored?

That’s because most owners accidentally create a toy graveyard, not a toy system.

Your dog doesn’t need more toys —
they need better toy management.

And that’s exactly what this free Toy Rotator & Tracker gives you: a simple but powerful way to make every toy feel brand new again, keep your dog engaged for longer, and reduce all that “I’m bored, so I’ll chew your furniture” nonsense.

Pickles’ Aside: Rotate the toys, hooman. Not me. I get dizzy.

What’s Actually Inside the Toy Rotator & Tracker

The PDF includes everything you need to get started — straight from the planner pages you’ll download:

1. Pickles’ Step-by-Step Rotation Method (page 3)

Straight from Pickles’ own wisdom:

  • Gather every toy (including the soggy ones hiding under the sofa)
  • Sort them into 3–4 labelled bins
  • Only one bin out at a time
  • Rotate every 7–14 days
    This isn’t guesswork — it’s a proven system to keep toys exciting and mentally stimulating.

2. The Full Toy Rotation Tracker Sheets (pages 3–4)

Track:

  • Toy name
  • Which rotation bin it live in
  • When it was last used
  • Whether it’s a favourite, destroyed or needs cleaning
  • How your dog interacts with each toy

This helps you learn which toys your dog truly loves — not just the ones you spent the most money on.

3. Instinct-Based Play Guidance

From the hints in the planner, games and notes, you’ll learn how to meet your dog’s key instincts through rotating the right toys:
chew, chase, shake, sniff, dissect, carry.

4. Pickles’ Humour, Honesty and Warnings

Including:

  • Her “affiliate disclaimer snacks” on page 2
  • Her warnings about sniffing out hidden toy boxes
  • Her top tip on page 3:
    “Toy rotation is basically hooman sorcery… BAM — love at first squeak.”

Pickles’ Aside: If you ignore the tracker, don’t come crying when Mr Squeaky Duck starts a revolt.

Why Toy Rotation Works Better Than Just Buying More Toys

Dogs get bored of constant access. The novelty wears off.
But when you use a rotation system like the one shown in the PDF, you:

  • Create predictable novelty
  • Reduce chewing on furniture
  • Support calmer behaviour
  • Make toys last longer
  • Get a more mentally stimulated dog
  • Stop wasting money on toys they don’t care about
  • Give your dog a healthy outlet for instinctive behaviours

A toy box full of forgotten toys can’t do that.
A rotation system can.

Owner insight (very real):
“I thought my puppy hated toys. Turns out she was bored of all twenty-three. Rotation changed everything.”

Who This Download Is Made For

  • Bitey puppies
  • Chaos gremlins
  • Overstimulated zoomies monsters
  • “Doesn’t play with any toys” dogs
  • “Destroys toys instantly” dogs
  • Bored adult dogs who need structure
  • Owners who want calmness without constant buying

If you own a dog, this resource will help you.

Pickles’ Aside: Especially if your dog is a drama queen. Speaking for a friend.

Get Your Free Toy Rotator & Tracker

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Less chaos.
More calm.
More squeaks.
And finally, a home that doesn’t look like a chew-toy apocalypse.

Pickles’ Aside: I expect you to follow the rotation rules. Yes, even the soggy-toy part.