Imagine a dog that struts into the room like it owns the place, even though its legs barely clear the carpet. That’s your Miniature Smooth-Haired Dachshund — pint-sized, smooth-coated, and full of spirit. Originally bred in Germany to flush out badgers and rabbits (yes, badgers — hence the name “dachshund,” literally “badger dog”), they may look comical, but they’re brave little hunters at heart.
These days, they’re more likely to chase a ball across the garden than a fox across a field, but don’t be fooled — their bold streak and stubborn brain are still very much intact.
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Pickles’ Aside: Think of them as tiny comedians with a Napoleon complex.
Great Names for a Miniature Smooth-Haired Dachshund
These little sausages deserve names as cheeky and bold as they are.
Sausage specials: Banger, Frank, Chipolata, Tofu, Pepperoni, Noodle
Classic cuties: Daisy, Alfie, Molly, Max, Ruby, Charlie
Quirky picks: Pickle, Spud, Slinky, Buttons, Waffle, Dobby
Heritage nods: Otto, Gretel, Kaiser, Heidi, Fritz, Liesel
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Exercise
Don’t let the short legs fool you — these little sausages are bundles of energy. They’ll happily march along for longer than you think, tails wagging like metronomes. But be careful: those long backs aren’t designed for constant stair-climbing or leaping off the sofa.
Owners say: “People always laugh when they see her trot along, but she’ll happily do an hour’s walk. Then she zooms round the garden like she’s training for Crufts.”
Daily needs:
- At least 45–60 minutes of walking
- Play sessions with balls, tug toys, and scent games
- Mental stimulation as much as physical (they’re thinkers as well as movers)
Pickles’ Aside: They’ll race for hours, then burrow under your blanket like they’ve run a marathon.
Stubborn Streak Warning
If they don’t feel like walking, they’ll plant those tiny paws and become an immovable sausage. Treats usually help.
Temperament
Don’t expect a shrinking violet. Mini Smooth Dachshunds are bold, affectionate, and hilariously sassy. They adore their family, but they’re not shy about speaking their mind (usually through barking).
Traits you’ll notice:
- Devoted and people-oriented
- Brave to the point of recklessness
- Can be bossy with bigger dogs
- Affectionate cuddlers once they’ve burned off steam
One owner joked, “She thinks she’s a rottweiler trapped in a hot dog body. The delivery man isn’t convinced.”
Pickles’ Aside: Small dog, big voice — like your aunt after two glasses of wine.
Training
Training a Mini Dachshund is a test of wills. They’re clever, food-motivated, and quick to learn — when they feel like it. Consistency is key, and patience pays off.
Tips for success:
- Start recall training early (and keep at it)
- Use positive reinforcement — bribery works wonders
- Keep sessions short, fun, and varied
- Focus on socialisation from day one
One owner admitted, “House training was a battle. She understood, she just didn’t agree.”
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Sensitive Soul Warning
They’re stubborn but also sensitive — harsh methods won’t work. Keep it kind and consistent.
Strangers & Watchdog Potential
Don’t expect your Dachshund to roll out the welcome mat for strangers. These pint-sized guardians bark like pros when someone comes to the door.
- Alert and vocal watchdogs
- Wary of strangers, but warm up with time
- Sometimes overconfident with bigger dogs
Other Animals
With proper socialisation, they can live happily with other dogs. But remember, their hunting heritage is strong — small pets like rabbits or hamsters are usually too tempting.
Owners say: “She loves our other dog, but if the neighbour’s cat jumps the fence, it’s full chase mode.”
Pickles’ Aside: Cats aren’t friends — they’re moving targets.
Grooming
One of the perks of the Mini Smooth Dachshund? Low-maintenance grooming. Their sleek coats only need a weekly brush and the occasional bath. The bigger challenges are nail trims and ear cleaning (their floppy ears can trap dirt).
Routine needs:
- Weekly brushing
- Nail trims every 3–4 weeks
- Ear checks and cleaning
- Dental care — those little mouths can build plaque quickly
Health
Mini Dachshunds are generally hardy, but their long backs mean they’re prone to spinal issues like IVDD (intervertebral disc disease). Managing weight and avoiding too much jumping is key.
Other risks:
- Dental problems
- Obesity (easy to overfeed such a small dog)
- Luxating patella
- Heart issues in older dogs
One owner shared: “We had a scare when she hurt her back jumping off the bed. Ramp training was the best thing we did.”
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Cost of Ownership
In the UK, expect to budget:
- Puppy price: £1,200–£2,000
- Insurance: £20–£50/month
- Food: £15–£30/month (small appetite, but quality counts)
- Grooming: £50/year (DIY mostly)
- Vet bills: £200–£500/year (more if spinal issues arise)
Famous Owners & Moments
- Andy Warhol had a pair of Dachshunds, cementing their cool factor.
- Picasso was also a fan — he even painted them.
- Sausage Dog parades have become iconic events in the UK, especially in London and Brighton.
Myth-Busting
| Myth | Truth |
|---|---|
| “They can’t walk far.” | They love long walks and have surprising stamina. |
| “They’re handbag dogs.” | Mini or not, they’re hunters at heart. |
| “They don’t shed.” | They shed lightly — keep the hoover handy. |
FAQs
Are they good with kids?
Yes, but supervision is vital — they’re small and fragile, and kids need to respect them.
Do they bark a lot?
Yes, they’re vocal watchdogs. Expect plenty of noise.
Can they live in a flat?
Yes, but they still need daily walks and play.
Are they easy to train?
They’re clever but stubborn. Training takes patience and consistency.
Thinking of Bringing One Home?
Mini Smooth-Haired Dachshunds are small in size but mighty in personality. You’ll get a cuddly, funny, fiercely loyal companion who’ll make you laugh daily. But you’ll also face challenges — barking, stubbornness, and the constant need to protect their backs from injury. They’re brilliant flat dogs if you’re committed to walks, and they thrive in families who include them in everything.
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Breed Stats
- Size: Small
- Weight: 4–5 kg
- Height: 13–18 cm
- Lifespan: 12–16 years
- Best Trait: Bold, affectionate, entertaining
- Challenging Trait: Prone to back issues and stubbornness