Because the wrong breed can turn your peaceful home into a full-time circus.
Choosing a puppy is 10%“aww”, 90% “why does this one look so innocent when I know it will eat my skirting boards.” The truth is, puppies behave wildly differently depending on their breed traits, instincts and energy levels.
Before you fall in love with a cute face and make a lifelong decision based on a single head tilt, take the Which Dog Breed Is Best for Me? Quiz. It has saved many carpets and even more relationships.
Pickles’ Aside: Some puppies nibble. Some puppies excavate. Know the difference.
Why Breed Matters (Even When People Say It Doesn’t)
All puppies are individuals, but breed tendencies matter. A working dog doesn’t magically become a chilled sofa loaf because you “don’t need it to work.” A guardian breed won’t suddenly love everyone because you’ve bought them a cute jumper.
Breed shapes:
- energy levels
- bitey behaviour
- reactivity
- trainability
- independence
- vocal habits
- neediness
- chaos potential
Let’s break it down, CrazyDogs style.
Herding Breeds (Collies, Aussies, Shelties, Corgis)
Puppy Personality: The gifted child who is also a tiny tornado.
They:
- nip ankles
- herd children
- stare into your soul
- learn everything in 0.3 seconds
- Cry if bored
- becomes chaos if understimulated
Great for active families.
Disastrous for couch potatoes.
Owner insight:
“My collie puppy herded my guests into one corner like she was running a seminar.”
Pros:
- Exceptionally clever
- Fun to train
- Fast learners
- Love having a job
- Incredible companions for active homes
- Loyal, sensitive and people-focused
Cons:
- Nip ankles and herd anything that moves
- Prone to overstimulation
- Need LOTS of mental work, not just walks
- High emotional intensity
- Easily bored (which equals chaos)
Pickles’ Aside: If it moves, they’ll organise it.

Retrievers (Labradors, Goldens, Flat Coats)
Puppy Personality: Friendly chaos muffins.
They:
- chew everything
- carry everything
- love everyone
- melt at praise
- think mud is a lifestyle
- are easy to train once the silly phase eases off
These puppies are pure sunshine with teeth.
Owner insight:
“My Golden puppy greeted burglars and delivery drivers with the same enthusiasm.”
Pros:
- Friendly and social
- Amazing with kids
- Easy to train
- Food-motivated (a blessing for training)
- Happy, optimistic personalities
- Generally stable, reliable dogs
Cons:
- Mouth everything (including your shoes)
- Eat everything (including things they shouldn’t)
- Clumsy as teens
- Can become overweight easily
- Need plenty of exercise
- Mud magnets
Pickles’ Aside: They were born to retrieve your slippers. Or your wallet. Or a log the size of a small car.

Terriers (JRT, Westies, Scotties, Borders)
Puppy Personality: Small body, big opinions.
They:
- dig
- bark
- chase
- destroy toys
- have the audacity of a lion
- think every problem can be solved by yelling at it
Adorable. Mad. Not for the faint of heart.
Owner insight:
“My terrier puppy once argued with a leaf.”
Pros:
- Huge personalities in tiny bodies
- Brave, bold and fearless
- Brilliant fun
- Great for lively households
- Tons of character
- Surprisingly affectionate
Cons:
- Barky when bored
- High prey drive
- Diggers by nature
- Often stubborn
- Toy destroyers
- Not ideal for households with small pets
Pickles’ Aside: Terriers aren’t naughty. They’re just passionate.

Sighthounds (Whippets, Greyhounds, Salukis)
Puppy Personality: Gentle sleepers with sudden high-speed chaos.
They:
- sleep 20 hours
- sprint for 20 seconds
- hate the cold
- love your sofa
- have quiet, sweet temperaments
- turn inside-out with excitement
Great for calm homes.
Not great for people who want endless hikes.
Owner insight:
“Our whippet puppy cried because his own shadow startled him.”
Pros:
- Gentle, soft, sweet-natured
- Low maintenance indoors
- Love relaxing with you
- Easy to live with
- Minimal barking
- Surprisingly affectionate
Cons:
- High chase instincts
- Can bolt if spooked
- Sensitive to cold and rain
- Often can’t go off-lead safely
- Can be timid without careful socialisation
- Couch ownership becomes a battle
Pickles’ Aside: Built for speed. Powered by naps.

Toy Breeds (Cavaliers, Pomeranians, Maltese, Chihuahuas)
Puppy Personality: Tiny royalty. Emotional range of Shakespeare.
They:
- bond tightly
- love laps
- bark at suspicious air molecules
- need gentle socialisation
- require careful handling
They may be small, but their drama is Olympic.
Owner insight:
“My Chihuahua puppy had the confidence of a wolf and the size of a baguette.”
Pros:
- Perfect lap warmers
- Adapt well to small homes
- Bond deeply
- Easy to handle physically
- Portable companions
- Often very affectionate
Cons:
- Can be vocal
- Fragile around kids
- Need careful socialisation
- Prone to separation struggles
- Sensitive to rough play
- Big feelings in a small body
Pickles’ Aside: Small dog, big agenda.

Guarding & Working Breeds (GSDs, Rotties, Dobermans, Cane Corsos)
Puppy Personality: Smart, strong, sensitive, and shockingly emotional.
They:
- bond intensely
- guard instinctively
- need routines
- get overwhelmed easily
- learn fast but take things seriously
- require confident handling
Not for first-time families unless they commit to training.
Owner insight:
“Our GSD pup watched everything. You could see the cogs whirring.”
Pros:
- Loyal and devoted
- Intelligent
- Excellent at learning complex skills
- Incredible companions for experienced owners
- Protective and people-focused
- Deeply bonded
Cons:
- Can be wary of strangers
- Need firm structure, confidence and consistency
- Prone to overwhelm if mishandled
- High training commitment
- Big adolescence phase
- Strong protective instincts that must be guided, not ignored
Pickles’ Aside: They’re not scary — they’re just better at risk assessment than humans.

Spitz Breeds (Huskies, Samoyeds, Akitas, Shibas)
Puppy Personality: Beautiful chaos with selective hearing.
They:
- talk back
- escape
- ignore commands
- love mischief
- are VERY emotional
- shed like it’s their full-time job
Wonderful if you enjoy adventure, humour and vacuuming.
Owner insight:
“My husky puppy argued with me about bedtime for 15 minutes.”
Pros:
- Stunning looks
- Funny, expressive and full of character
- Great stamina
- Strong, adventurous personalities
- Usually very affectionate with their people
- Entertaining (sometimes unintentionally)
Cons:
- Escape artists
- Selective hearing
- Heavy shedding
- Independent thinkers
- High exercise needs
- Can be dramatic when displeased
Pickles’ Aside: They don’t misbehave. They negotiate.

Companion CrossBreeds (Cavapoos, Cockapoos, Maltipoos)
Puppy Personality: Sensitive, people-focused, emotionally powerful fluff.
They:
- love affection
- need company
- cry if isolated
- are highly trainable
- get overwhelmed if socialised poorly
Brilliant family dogs.
Need gentle confidence-building.
Owner insight:
“My cavapoo puppy thought being alone for one minute was the end of civilisation.”
Pros:
- Friendly and people-oriented
- Often easier to train
- Low to moderate shedding
- Great for families
- Soft, affectionate personalities
- Good all-rounder dogs
Cons:
- Separation struggles are common
- Energy levels vary wildly
- Coats need a lot of grooming
- Can be anxious if overprotected
- Behaviour depends heavily on breeding quality
Pickles’ Aside: They are emotional support animals who also need emotional support.

Hounds (Beagles, Dachshunds, Bassets)
Puppy Personality: Nose-led chaos, with charm.
They:
- wander off
- follow scents
- ignore commands
- chew when bored
- get the zoomies dramatically
Need secure areas and training with humour.
Owner insight:
“My beagle puppy followed a scent trail straight into my neighbour’s garden.”
Pros:
- Hilarious personalities
- Loyal and loving
- Fantastic with scents and games
- Friendly with people and dogs
- Independent charm
Cons:
- Follow their nose, not your commands
- Easily distracted
- Can be escape artists
- Stubbornness is an art form
- Training takes patience
- Not great off-lead without serious work
Pickles’ Aside: Their nose writes the schedule.

Crossbreeds (Cockapoos, Labradoodles, Goldendoodles, and Every Other Adorable Hybrid)
Puppy Personality: A beautiful genetic lucky dip.
Crossbreeds are wonderful… but unpredictable.
You might get a bit of each parent.
You might get exactly one parent.
You might get the traits of an uncle nobody ever talks about.
You simply cannot guarantee:
- coat type
- energy level
- trainability
- neediness
- independence
- prey drive
- size
- temperament
Even within the same litter, you can get:
- one calm shadow
- one bitey chaos noodle
- one sensitive soul
- one athlete
- one mastermind plotting household domination
And that’s the magic — and the challenge.
Owner insight:
“My cavapoo’s siblings were chilled. Mine arrived like a caffeinated marshmallow.”
What this means for you:
- choose the breeder carefully
- meet the parents
- expect variation
- train for the dog you have, not the dog you expected
- embrace the surprise
Pickles’ Aside: With crossbreeds, you spin the wheel and hope for fluff.
Crossbreeds ( every adorable mix)
Pros:
- Often healthy mixes
- Personality variety
- Unique combinations of traits
- Often very affectionate
- Brilliant sense of humour
Cons:
- Personality is unpredictable
- Coat type may not be what you expect
- Size can vary
- Behaviour may lean toward either parent
- Needs can be mismatched to your lifestyle
- You must train the dog you get, not the one you imagined
Pickles’ Aside: It’s like a lucky dip, but fluffier.

Rescue Puppies (And Why They Deserve Their Own Category)
Puppy Personality: Brave little survivors with enormous hearts.
Rescue puppies melt people for a reason.
They’re grateful, sensitive, soulful and unbelievably resilient.
But they may come with:
- unknown genetics
- a rocky start
- extra fears
- less predictable behaviour
- a slower confidence curve
- more need for reassurance
And all of that is completely normal.
Rescue puppies are not “broken” — they’re simply figuring out the world with fewer clues than a puppy who came from a perfect breeder setup.
Owner insight:
“My rescue pup took longer to trust, but once he did, the bond was unreal. He chose us every day.”
What they need:
- gentle socialisation
- consistency
- predictability
- choice and control
- understanding
- a soft landing
What they give:
- loyalty deeper than you expect
- gratitude you can feel
- an indescribable bond
Pros:
- Remarkably loving
- Bond deeply
- Often incredibly loyal
- Rewarding to train
- You give a dog a second chance
- They often thrive with structure and care
Cons:
- Background may be unknown
- Socialisation might need more time
- Can be shy, fearful or cautious at first
- Confidence building is essential
- May require additional training patience
Pickles’ Aside: Rescue puppies aren’t sad stories. They’re comeback stories.

Before You Choose a Breed, Consider This
Ask yourself:
- How much energy can I handle daily?
- Do I enjoy training?
- Can I tolerate barking, shedding, stubbornness or intensity?
- Do I want a chilled companion or an active partner?
- Do I want a snuggler or a thinker?
- Do I want a dog who does what I ask… or one who negotiates?
The wrong breed isn’t a bad dog — it’s just the wrong fit.
Pickles’ Aside: Choose wisely. Some of us come with more opinions than others.