Meet Pickles. Your Puppy’s New Best Friend (and your unofficial translator).
“Hi hi hi! I’m Pickles. I help hoomans understand us pups so we don’t have to keep screaming into the void.”
Everything you actually need to start puppy life right written in plain English and Pickles-speak.
SECTION 1 — Who Is Pickles? (Hooman voice)
Pickles is the scruffy little heartbeat of CrazyDogs.club, a mixed-breed whirlwind with white socks, a teal collar, and opinions far bigger than her eight-inch height should allow. She’s the tiny chaos consultant who appears whenever a hooman looks at their puppy and whispers, “What on earth are you doing?”
She’s here to flip the script on old-school training, make new owners feel capable, and gently point out when you’re being… well, magnificently human.
Her job?
- make puppy life clearer
- make training kinder
- make you laugh while learning
- help you bond with your dog in a way that feels good for both of you
She’s not just a mascot.
She’s the voice you wish your puppy had — if your puppy had a sense of humour and access to the internet.
Pickles POV
**“Look, hooman… life’s confusing when you’re tiny, fluffy, and powered mostly by snacks.
I don’t know why you get huffy when I stop to sniff every lamppost. That’s not dawdling. That’s me checking my messages.
So I pop in here to explain things from my side of the lead.
Think of me as your puppy translator, like Google Translate, only hairy!
Less ‘sit’, more ‘here’s why your dog isn’t sitting today.’”**
What You Get When You Follow Pickles (Hooman voice)
People follow Pickles because she gives you something no growly old-school trainer ever will:
Training explained through your puppy’s eyes
Understand why puppies do what they do, not just what to command next.
Cheeky, honest posts about real dog life
All the messy, funny bits you whisper to friends but never post online?
Pickles shouts them proudly.
Daily encouragement for overwhelmed owners
Puppy chaos is real. Pickles gets it. She’s basically customer support for hoomans.
Tools, guides, and planners
And yes, she insists she “helps” write them. We don’t question her process.
A safe, modern, kind approach to raising dogs
No alpha nonsense. No dominance chest-thumping.
Just science, empathy, and a bit of common sense (borrowed from Pickles).
Pickles’ Free Puppy Starter Pack
Pickles POV:
“Oooh, free stuff! I made you a starter pack because hoomans keep making the same mistakes and, honestly, I’m tired. Please take it so we can all move on.”
Hooman voice:
Inside you’ll get:
- The 5 biggest new-puppy mistakes
- A calm-puppy routine
- Toilet training quick-start
- First-week checklist
- The secret to stopping puppy biting
- Pickles’ favourite enrichment ideas
Tools Pickles Recommends
Pickles POV:
“These are the things every hooman should have so your puppy doesn’t end up screaming into the sofa cushions while you Google ‘why is my dog broken’ at 11pm.”
Tools:
- Puppy Planner
- Breed Chooser
- Dog Name Generator
- Breeder Questions Guide
- Puppy Routines
Mini ‘About Pickles’
Pickles POV:
“I’m a scruffy mixed-breed pup with white paws, a teal collar, a strong opinion problem, and an unhealthy attachment to stealing socks. I love hoomans. Especially the confused ones.”
Hooman wrap-up:
Pickles exists to make puppy ownership feel lighter, kinder, funnier, and far more emotionally intelligent.
She’s your companion for the whole journey, even the chewed-up-shoe parts.
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