From chaos to calm—without losing your slippers.
Oi, Hooman!
Listen, puppyhood is magical, sure. But nobody warns you about the puddles, the 3 a.m. crying, or the teeth that feel like tiny shark daggers. And Google? A black hole of contradictory advice.
So I created the New Pawrent Puppy Planner System—260 pages of proven routines, trackers, and cheeky encouragement, including your very own Pickles AI to wag you through every step.
This isn’t just a planner. It’s your puppy parenting playbook—whether you want the full toolkit or just the one tracker saving your sanity this week.
What’s the New Pawrent System?
Think of it as your survival kit for puppy chaos. Part planner, part tracker, part sass-filled pep talk from yours truly.
260 pages of bite-sized trackers, routines, and tools (not fluffy theory).
Pickles AI support—ask me anything and get tailored advice straight from your digital pup sidekick.
Available in printed Edition (for scribblers and fridge-stickers) or digital Edition (for tablets and eco-warriors).
Designed to make puppyhood simpler, not scarier.
Your Choices (a.k.a. Pick Your Battle)
The Full Puppy Planner – Printed Edition or Digital Edition
The whole shebang—every tracker, every routine, every cheeky Pickles tip. Best value. Maximum calm. Minimum puddles.
The Individual Planners (if you’ve got one problem driving you barking mad):
- Toilet Training – bye-bye soggy slippers.
- Sleep Survival – get your nights back.
- Walking Worries – no more being dragged down the street.
- Teething Troubles – protect your hands (and your furniture).
- Training Tricks – raise a genius pup (snacks required).
- Calm Sounds & Experiences – teach me the world’s not scary.
- Grooming Guidance – stress-free baths & brushing.
- Easy Enrichment – because a busy pup = a good pup.
- Play With Pride – games that make me clever and confident.
Why You’ll Love It (Besides My Face All Over It)
- Trackers & checklists that keep you consistent.
- Step-by-step routines that actually work (field-tested on hoomans like you).
- Troubleshooting tips for when I “forget” everything I learned yesterday.
- Cheeky encouragement from yours truly (and backup from Pickles AI).
Imagine This…
You’re sipping coffee. I’m snoozing peacefully after a structured play session. The carpet’s clean. Your slippers are safe. And you’re not panic-Googling “why won’t my puppy stop biting” at 2 a.m.
That’s life with the Puppy Planner System—260 pages of chaos turned into calm, with me (and my AI twin) wagging you through it all.
Ready, Hooman?
Grab the Full 260-Page Puppy Planner (with Pickles AI support) → smartest move.
Or start with the individual planner that tackles your biggest struggle right now.
Either way, you’re not just surviving puppyhood—you’re rocking it.